I recently applied for super special Signature membership of the Cincinnati Art Club. I had to drop off 5 paintings for a super secret Selection Committee. They accepted me in as a Signature Member and I am honored.
Still trying to figure out how to actually add this honor to my signature. If you were a member of the Royal Academy, you got an RA behind your name, so I suppose a 'SM' works. Should it be SMCAC (Signature Member Cincinnati Art Club)? I am sure I will find out in the next meeting.
The interesting thing about being a Signature member is that the Associate members have to carry my books and art supplies for me when I come to the club, open doors and just generally worship me as a Signature member.
I think there are secret meetings with Signature members, not unlike the Skull and Bones organization or the Masons. I am hoping to be involved in some sort of deep, dark Signature Member art conspiracies that we will discuss at length in meetings peppered with evil laughter in a cigar smoke filled room while we swirl the snifter of 20 year single malt scotch- yeah, technically a snifter is for Brandy, but that is just the kind of crazy stuff us Signature members do. Most of the crazy stuff of course I can't discuss with any of you non-Signature Members.
I probably should smoke a pipe more now. Just seems like something a Signature member should do.
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hey mr. upstanding citizen!! mr "my crap is too good for a discount skat video"!!! my family is about to be inducted into the society of cincinnati!!! so take THAT and shove it up your probe hole!!! ... dude i'm sorry - that was uncalled for - I am at work and get a little restless....i guess I could erase what I just wrote but then that would be like erasing the past and the past is filled with mistakes and people learn from their mistakes....yes they do rich....yes they do....
I think it stands for:
Richard Luschek...smell me
That makes sense to me.
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